{"title":"kissmas must-haves","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"fuhqe-stick","title":"fuhqe stick","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-ux=\"Element\" class=\"x-el x-el-span c2-1 c2-2 c2-3 c2-4 c2-5 c2-6 x-d-ux\"\u003eIt's like mama always used to say: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-ux=\"Element\" class=\"x-el x-el-span c2-1 c2-2 c2-3 c2-4 c2-5 c2-6 x-d-ux\"\u003e\"There's nothing better than a tight little wussy!\" \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-ux=\"Element\" class=\"x-el x-el-span c2-1 c2-2 c2-3 c2-4 c2-5 c2-6 x-d-ux\"\u003eThis Stick\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-ux=\"Element\" class=\"x-el x-el-span c2-1 c2-2 c2-3 c2-4 c2-5 c2-6 x-d-ux\"\u003e is going to change your love life. Remember the days when you and your boo first met? He used to power drill through your ookie every time he laid eyes on you. These days you're not even sure he still sees you. Now that he's dug out your tight punani and probably put a baby or two inside it, he has the audacity to curl up beside you and go straight to bed at night. Mother Fuhqer! Don't worry, after you buy a Fuhqe Stick\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eyour newer, tighter vajayjay is sure to keep him UP. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan data-ux=\"Element\" class=\"x-el x-el-span c2-1 c2-2 c2-3 c2-4 c2-5 c2-6 x-d-ux\"\u003ehow to use\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-ux=\"Element\" class=\"x-el x-el-span c2-1 c2-2 c2-3 c2-4 c2-5 c2-6 x-d-ux\"\u003e1. Rinse the Fuhqe Stick ® under hot or warm water for up to 30 seconds. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-ux=\"Element\" class=\"x-el x-el-span c2-1 c2-2 c2-3 c2-4 c2-5 c2-6 x-d-ux\"\u003e2. Slowly insert into your nookie using a twisting motion for up to 1 minute (Do not exceed 1 minute or you will get too tight). Push it as far in as far possible and be gentle. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-ux=\"Element\" class=\"x-el x-el-span c2-1 c2-2 c2-3 c2-4 c2-5 c2-6 x-d-ux\"\u003e3. Rinse your Fuhqe Stick \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e® and \u003c\/span\u003eallow it to dry completely then place it back into the box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-ux=\"Element\" class=\"x-el x-el-span c2-1 c2-2 c2-3 c2-4 c2-5 c2-6 x-d-ux\"\u003e4. FUHQE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan data-ux=\"Element\" class=\"x-el x-el-span c2-1 c2-2 c2-3 c2-4 c2-5 c2-6 x-d-ux\"\u003ewhy does it work\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-ux=\"Element\" class=\"x-el x-el-span c2-1 c2-2 c2-3 c2-4 c2-5 c2-6 x-d-ux\"\u003eOur blend of herbs works by causing the dead surface cells of the vagina to shed. This is a process of rejuvenation. Similar to epidermal skin after exfoliation, the new vaginal layer is softer, more taught, and healthier. This process of shedding continues 3-4 days after using the Fuhqe Stick ® and is completely safe and normal. The Fuhqe Stick is safe to use every day, in fact, we recommend it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e what you receive\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Fuhqe Stick ®\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInstructions on how to use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDiscrete shipping \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003efaq\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: What is the white stuff I see after using the Fuhqe Stick?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: The Fuhqe Stick acts as an astringent when tightening your vaginal walls. Similar to when using mouthwash, there is a white film (dead tissue) that you may see days after using the stick. This is not a yeast infection and is completely safe and normal. This shedding does not happen every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: My boo noticed a difference in taste after I used the stick, why is that?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: The herbs used to make a Fuhqe Stick taste... herbal. We recommend using the stick for no more than 60 seconds at a time and using Shampoosy before using the Fuhqe Stick. It's not a bad taste it's just noticeable if the person is used to eating your cootie cat. Steaming with Secrete Sauce  or using PussyPop'In 4-6 hours before makes the taste less pronounced. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: My Fuhqe Stick broke in half, what should I do?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: The stick is dried herbs rolled into a log shape so it is quite possible that you may receive a broken stick or that it will break during use. If it breaks while inside you, do not panic. Push it out slowly while inserting a finger inside to help you remove it. If your stick arrives broken just use half now and half later. The stick will dissolve a little bit every time you use it so having two halves actually makes for better usage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: My boo doesn't like how tight I am after using the stick, what should I do?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: Steam with Secrete Sauce before using the Stick to help to promote lubrication. This will allow for less friction when fuhqe-n.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: My boo won't go home, what should I do?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: Girl, you're on your own. We warned you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"L A F U H Q E","offers":[{"title":"1 pack","offer_id":44680089239811,"sku":"","price":33.33,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 pack","offer_id":44680089207043,"sku":"FUHQE-STICK","price":90.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0247\/9466\/0944\/files\/IMG_8271_2264081f-cf6a-4709-8e9e-37f8879a3e98.jpg?v=1707029334"},{"product_id":"shampoosy","title":"shampoosy ®","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePussy odor? Fuhqe that!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eShampoosy is an all-natural vaginal wash designed to eliminate odour-causing bacteria, maintain vaginal pH and reduce sweating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eexcellent for periods because it neutralizes alkalinity in blood to keep your pH balanced and prevent bacterial vaginosis\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esuperb for pregnancy because it controls scents caused by overactive hormones \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebomb-biddy-bombastic for teenagers who experience body odours due to changes during and post puberty\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"p1\"\u003eIngredients\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAloe, Sophora flavescens, Radix Stemonae, Cnidium, Phellodendri, and Curcuma. They’re herbs, look them up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"p1\"\u003eDirections\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAdd a few pumps to your washcloth, lather, and wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePurrfect for bald pussi_s and even those with locs. Please use daily cause your pus__ shouldn’t smell like a kitty litter box.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"L A F U H Q E","offers":[{"title":"150ml \/ Original","offer_id":37370644136106,"sku":"","price":24.44,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"150ml \/ Sensitive","offer_id":37832019738794,"sku":"SHMPSSYSNSTV","price":24.44,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"150ml \/ Rosé","offer_id":45573381685507,"sku":"","price":24.44,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"60ml \/ Original","offer_id":37837679493290,"sku":"","price":11.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60ml \/ Sensitive","offer_id":37837681131690,"sku":"","price":11.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0247\/9466\/0944\/files\/IMG_8266_82eaf21a-9ba9-44d5-914d-83566b5b388c.png?v=1707030302"},{"product_id":"pussy-pop-in","title":"pussy pop'in","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ethe days of smelly, itchy, bad-tasting kitty are over! these single ingredient boric acid suppositories are an excellent choice for treating stubborn kitty problems such as bacterial vaginosis, yeast infections, and the smell of s3men that lingers after lovemaking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eInstructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInsert (1) Pus__Pop’In suppository into the vagina for 7 consecutive days to treat bacterial vaginosis and yeast infection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor severe cases use (1) Pus__Pop'In every 12 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor added wetness when you fuhqe, use (1) Pus__Pop’In 4 hours before lovemaking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCaution\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor vaginal use ONLY. Do not take it orally. If ingested, contact poison control (1-800-222-1222) immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDo not use it if pregnant or nursing unless you've cleared it with your physician. Keep out of the reach of children.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBottle contains (40) 600mg capsules\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIngredients\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% boric acid in 100% vegan capsule made from vegetables\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_04xlpA direction-ltr align-justify para-style-body\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lafuhqe","offers":[{"title":"1 bottle","offer_id":44680089272579,"sku":"","price":33.33,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"+7 applicators","offer_id":44680086356227,"sku":"PSSYPPN-1","price":44.44,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 pack","offer_id":44680086388995,"sku":"PSSYPPN-2","price":90.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"+7 applicators \u0026 150ml shampoosy sensitive","offer_id":44680086421763,"sku":"PSSYPPN-3","price":66.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0247\/9466\/0944\/files\/IMG_8273_a8934e0a-cf26-423d-bdff-63ee860ba095.jpg?v=1707029802"},{"product_id":"pussy-butter","title":"pussy butter","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour pwwussy should be moist and silky inside out. \u003cbr\u003eIf you shave, sugar or wax, chances are the skin on your mons pubis (that’s the fat part at the top), inner thighs, or labia (the lips) is cracked, dry or ashy after a shower and let’s face it, no one wants to lick ashy nothing 🙅🏾‍♀️\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBeing that our skin absorbs the products we use and our pus_ies are connected to our wombs, we designed Pu__yButter to be intentionally all natural, fragrance and toxin free to moisturize the outside of your kitty and other intimate areas while keeping you safe inside as well.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIngredients\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShea Butter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCocoa Butter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEssential Oils\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAllergy Warning\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚨Please note that Pus__Butter contains a small amount of cocoa butter which may cause irritation to individuals with nut allergies. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"L A F U H Q E","offers":[{"title":"1 tin","offer_id":44680092254467,"sku":"PSSYBTTR-1","price":22.22,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2 tins","offer_id":44680092287235,"sku":"PSSYBTTR-2","price":44.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3 tins","offer_id":44680092320003,"sku":"PSSYBTTR-3","price":60.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"+ shampoosy 150 s","offer_id":44680092352771,"sku":"PSSYBTTR-4","price":42.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"+ oilgasm","offer_id":44680092385539,"sku":"PSSYBTTR-5","price":40.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0247\/9466\/0944\/files\/IMG_8275_d304eebc-b300-4baa-b476-9f58623980fa.jpg?v=1707029739"},{"product_id":"lubricunt","title":"lubricunt ™️","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003efeels like syrup;\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003esounds like macaroni \u0026amp; cheese!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"p2\"\u003einstructions\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eusing clean hands, squeeze a generous amount of lubricunt into your hand and use your fingers to warm up the gel. apply on your 🐱 or his 🍆 and enjoy! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003egreat for vaginal and anal intercourse. condom, toy \u0026amp; oral intercourse safe.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"p2\"\u003eingredients\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003epure water, aloe vera extract, gingko extract, elm extract, seaweed extract, cellulose, hyaluronic acid, potassium \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003esorbate\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"L A F U H Q E","offers":[{"title":"1 bottle","offer_id":44680089436419,"sku":"","price":22.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 pack","offer_id":44680089469187,"sku":"","price":65.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0247\/9466\/0944\/files\/IMG_8270_a90a690f-880d-46fc-8b8a-3b68509e36eb.jpg?v=1707029604"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0247\/9466\/0944\/collections\/3A80D137-4447-4D7E-8239-90A2798430B7.jpg?v=1699195771","url":"https:\/\/kimorapark.myshopify.com\/collections\/kissmas-must-haves.oembed","provider":"LAFUHQE INTERNATIONAL","version":"1.0","type":"link"}