{"title":"pregnancy safe","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"shampoosy","title":"shampoosy ®","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePussy odor? Fuhqe that!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eShampoosy is an all-natural vaginal wash designed to eliminate odour-causing bacteria, maintain vaginal pH and reduce sweating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eexcellent for periods because it neutralizes alkalinity in blood to keep your pH balanced and prevent bacterial vaginosis\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esuperb for pregnancy because it controls scents caused by overactive hormones \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebomb-biddy-bombastic for teenagers who experience body odours due to changes during and post puberty\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"p1\"\u003eIngredients\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAloe, Sophora flavescens, Radix Stemonae, Cnidium, Phellodendri, and Curcuma. They’re herbs, look them up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"p1\"\u003eDirections\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAdd a few pumps to your washcloth, lather, and wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePurrfect for bald pussi_s and even those with locs. Please use daily cause your pus__ shouldn’t smell like a kitty litter box.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"L A F U H Q E","offers":[{"title":"150ml \/ Original","offer_id":37370644136106,"sku":"","price":24.44,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"150ml \/ Sensitive","offer_id":37832019738794,"sku":"SHMPSSYSNSTV","price":24.44,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"150ml \/ Rosé","offer_id":45573381685507,"sku":"","price":24.44,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"60ml \/ Original","offer_id":37837679493290,"sku":"","price":11.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60ml \/ Sensitive","offer_id":37837681131690,"sku":"","price":11.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0247\/9466\/0944\/files\/IMG_8266_82eaf21a-9ba9-44d5-914d-83566b5b388c.png?v=1707030302"},{"product_id":"pussy-butter","title":"pussy butter","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour pwwussy should be moist and silky inside out. \u003cbr\u003eIf you shave, sugar or wax, chances are the skin on your mons pubis (that’s the fat part at the top), inner thighs, or labia (the lips) is cracked, dry or ashy after a shower and let’s face it, no one wants to lick ashy nothing 🙅🏾‍♀️\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBeing that our skin absorbs the products we use and our pus_ies are connected to our wombs, we designed Pu__yButter to be intentionally all natural, fragrance and toxin free to moisturize the outside of your kitty and other intimate areas while keeping you safe inside as well.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIngredients\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShea Butter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCocoa Butter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEssential Oils\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAllergy Warning\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚨Please note that Pus__Butter contains a small amount of cocoa butter which may cause irritation to individuals with nut allergies. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"L A F U H Q E","offers":[{"title":"1 tin","offer_id":44680092254467,"sku":"PSSYBTTR-1","price":22.22,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2 tins","offer_id":44680092287235,"sku":"PSSYBTTR-2","price":44.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3 tins","offer_id":44680092320003,"sku":"PSSYBTTR-3","price":60.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"+ shampoosy 150 s","offer_id":44680092352771,"sku":"PSSYBTTR-4","price":42.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"+ oilgasm","offer_id":44680092385539,"sku":"PSSYBTTR-5","price":40.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0247\/9466\/0944\/files\/IMG_8275_d304eebc-b300-4baa-b476-9f58623980fa.jpg?v=1707029739"},{"product_id":"lubricunt","title":"lubricunt ™️","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003efeels like syrup;\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003esounds like macaroni \u0026amp; cheese!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"p2\"\u003einstructions\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eusing clean hands, squeeze a generous amount of lubricunt into your hand and use your fingers to warm up the gel. apply on your 🐱 or his 🍆 and enjoy! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003egreat for vaginal and anal intercourse. condom, toy \u0026amp; oral intercourse safe.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"p2\"\u003eingredients\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003epure water, aloe vera extract, gingko extract, elm extract, seaweed extract, cellulose, hyaluronic acid, potassium \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003esorbate\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"L A F U H Q E","offers":[{"title":"1 bottle","offer_id":44680089436419,"sku":"","price":22.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 pack","offer_id":44680089469187,"sku":"","price":65.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0247\/9466\/0944\/files\/IMG_8270_a90a690f-880d-46fc-8b8a-3b68509e36eb.jpg?v=1707029604"},{"product_id":"laundgerie","title":"laundgerie ™️","description":"\u003cdiv title=\"Page 1\" class=\"page\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"layoutArea\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"column\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eyou know, there’s a reason why your mama told you to wash your panties by hand? it wasn’t just so she could make your life more difficult than it had to be. for starters, washing by hand allows you to target stains that a washing machine can’t reach and secondly, conventional laundry detergents are loaded with cancer-causing chemicals and toxins that shouldn’t be anywhere near your oh so precious pumpum. hand washing also protects the fabrics of your intimates so that they last longer; so there’s that!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003einstructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eadd one scoop of laundgerie to a basin of cold water and agitate. add your lingerie, bras and panties to the mixture to soak for at least 15 minutes. for tough stains, add a small amount of laundgerie directly to the stain and make into a paste by adding a bit of water. allow the paste to sit on the stain for a few minutes. gently handwash or machine wash in cold water. hang dry or add to your dryer cycle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecaution\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eit is very unlikely, however, if irritation occurs, discontinue use.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eingredients\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecitric acid, sodium bicarbonate, menthol, essential oils, cocobetaine, soap bark powder\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"L A F U H Q E","offers":[{"title":"1 bag","offer_id":44680115880195,"sku":"LNDGR600","price":25.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 bags","offer_id":44680115912963,"sku":"LNDGR601","price":70.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0247\/9466\/0944\/files\/IMG_8272_21270e0e-aacf-48fa-995a-8d63b87836cd.jpg?v=1707029574"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0247\/9466\/0944\/collections\/image_65fb7f16-e7c9-4310-b4d9-6720b36bb4de.png?v=1681362399","url":"https:\/\/kimorapark.myshopify.com\/collections\/pregnancy-safe.oembed","provider":"LAFUHQE INTERNATIONAL","version":"1.0","type":"link"}