{"title":"single items","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"fuhqe-stick","title":"fuhqe stick","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-ux=\"Element\" class=\"x-el x-el-span c2-1 c2-2 c2-3 c2-4 c2-5 c2-6 x-d-ux\"\u003eIt's like mama always used to say: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-ux=\"Element\" class=\"x-el x-el-span c2-1 c2-2 c2-3 c2-4 c2-5 c2-6 x-d-ux\"\u003e\"There's nothing better than a tight little wussy!\" \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-ux=\"Element\" class=\"x-el x-el-span c2-1 c2-2 c2-3 c2-4 c2-5 c2-6 x-d-ux\"\u003eThis Stick\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-ux=\"Element\" class=\"x-el x-el-span c2-1 c2-2 c2-3 c2-4 c2-5 c2-6 x-d-ux\"\u003e is going to change your love life. Remember the days when you and your boo first met? He used to power drill through your ookie every time he laid eyes on you. These days you're not even sure he still sees you. Now that he's dug out your tight punani and probably put a baby or two inside it, he has the audacity to curl up beside you and go straight to bed at night. Mother Fuhqer! Don't worry, after you buy a Fuhqe Stick\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eyour newer, tighter vajayjay is sure to keep him UP. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan data-ux=\"Element\" class=\"x-el x-el-span c2-1 c2-2 c2-3 c2-4 c2-5 c2-6 x-d-ux\"\u003ehow to use\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-ux=\"Element\" class=\"x-el x-el-span c2-1 c2-2 c2-3 c2-4 c2-5 c2-6 x-d-ux\"\u003e1. Rinse the Fuhqe Stick ® under hot or warm water for up to 30 seconds. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-ux=\"Element\" class=\"x-el x-el-span c2-1 c2-2 c2-3 c2-4 c2-5 c2-6 x-d-ux\"\u003e2. Slowly insert into your nookie using a twisting motion for up to 1 minute (Do not exceed 1 minute or you will get too tight). Push it as far in as far possible and be gentle. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-ux=\"Element\" class=\"x-el x-el-span c2-1 c2-2 c2-3 c2-4 c2-5 c2-6 x-d-ux\"\u003e3. Rinse your Fuhqe Stick \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e® and \u003c\/span\u003eallow it to dry completely then place it back into the box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-ux=\"Element\" class=\"x-el x-el-span c2-1 c2-2 c2-3 c2-4 c2-5 c2-6 x-d-ux\"\u003e4. FUHQE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan data-ux=\"Element\" class=\"x-el x-el-span c2-1 c2-2 c2-3 c2-4 c2-5 c2-6 x-d-ux\"\u003ewhy does it work\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-ux=\"Element\" class=\"x-el x-el-span c2-1 c2-2 c2-3 c2-4 c2-5 c2-6 x-d-ux\"\u003eOur blend of herbs works by causing the dead surface cells of the vagina to shed. This is a process of rejuvenation. Similar to epidermal skin after exfoliation, the new vaginal layer is softer, more taught, and healthier. This process of shedding continues 3-4 days after using the Fuhqe Stick ® and is completely safe and normal. The Fuhqe Stick is safe to use every day, in fact, we recommend it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e what you receive\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Fuhqe Stick ®\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInstructions on how to use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDiscrete shipping \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003efaq\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: What is the white stuff I see after using the Fuhqe Stick?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: The Fuhqe Stick acts as an astringent when tightening your vaginal walls. Similar to when using mouthwash, there is a white film (dead tissue) that you may see days after using the stick. This is not a yeast infection and is completely safe and normal. This shedding does not happen every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: My boo noticed a difference in taste after I used the stick, why is that?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: The herbs used to make a Fuhqe Stick taste... herbal. We recommend using the stick for no more than 60 seconds at a time and using Shampoosy before using the Fuhqe Stick. It's not a bad taste it's just noticeable if the person is used to eating your cootie cat. Steaming with Secrete Sauce  or using PussyPop'In 4-6 hours before makes the taste less pronounced. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: My Fuhqe Stick broke in half, what should I do?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: The stick is dried herbs rolled into a log shape so it is quite possible that you may receive a broken stick or that it will break during use. If it breaks while inside you, do not panic. Push it out slowly while inserting a finger inside to help you remove it. If your stick arrives broken just use half now and half later. The stick will dissolve a little bit every time you use it so having two halves actually makes for better usage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: My boo doesn't like how tight I am after using the stick, what should I do?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: Steam with Secrete Sauce before using the Stick to help to promote lubrication. This will allow for less friction when fuhqe-n.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: My boo won't go home, what should I do?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: Girl, you're on your own. We warned you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"L A F U H Q E","offers":[{"title":"1 pack","offer_id":44680089239811,"sku":"","price":33.33,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 pack","offer_id":44680089207043,"sku":"FUHQE-STICK","price":90.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0247\/9466\/0944\/files\/IMG_8271_2264081f-cf6a-4709-8e9e-37f8879a3e98.jpg?v=1707029334"},{"product_id":"pussy-purrrge","title":"pussy purrge ®","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetox that fuhqe boy for good. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEver since you let that man sample your goodies your life just hasn't been the same. Where you used to have good luck, you now have to hustle hard. Your skin ain't been the same, your hair just isn't as healthy and your pu__y has an odour it never had before. It could be the clap or maybe he left his wasteman spirit inside you girl and you need to detox him from your body for good. Pus__Purrge \u003cspan\u003e®\u003c\/span\u003e is going to remove the stench of that fuhqe boy for good. It will also get rid of dried cum, yeast, old blood, BV, and all the rest of that boytoy residue from your Spirit while leaving your pus__ squeaky clean, super tight, and sacred as it should be. Also known as yoni pearls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to Use\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1. Rinse your Pus__Purrge \u003cspan\u003e® \u003c\/span\u003epearls under warm running water and unravel the strings at the base of the pearls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e2. Insert 3 pearls into your vagina as far as they will go. It's best to lay on your back for easy insertion. Allow the strings to remain outside your body for quick removal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3. Leave pearls inserted for 72 hours then remove by gently pulling on the strings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e4. Wear a pantyliner or pad as you will start to shed unwanted toxins.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy does it Work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePus__Purrge \u003cspan\u003e®\u003c\/span\u003e is made of all-natural herbs and is used by women to aid in cleansing and detoxifying the pus__. The natural blend of herbs creates a pulling effect and causes toxins such as dead tissue, old cum, and dried blood to be expelled through the vagina. Pus__Purrge\u003cspan\u003e® \u003c\/span\u003eis great for women who experience discomforts such as cysts, endometriosis, or fibroids.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eUsage Notice\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1. Should not be used by pregnant women and during menstruation (wait 3 days after last day of menstruation)\u003cbr\u003e2. Do not use if you have sensitivity to herbs                    \u003cbr\u003e3. Do not use if you have an IUD. Opt for Pus__Pop’In instead. \u003cbr\u003e4. Some women experience discomfort the first time using this product. Discontinue use if an abnormal reaction occurs or if you experience itching and pain in your vulva. Treat the area with raw coconut oil to soothe itchiness. Wait 1-2 days and continue use after symptoms disappear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat you Receive\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 pack of Pus__Purrge® (3 Pearls)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInstructions on how to use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDiscrete shipping \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: How many pearls are in a pack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: There are 3 individually wrapped pearls in a pack. This is good for one purge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: When is the best time to purge?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: I purge after my period unless I'm really hor__, then I fuhqe first and purge afterward. It is also good to do a purge after unprotected sex, if you think you may be developing yeast, or anytime you want to feel fresher and tighter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: How many times should I purge?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: You should purge as you see fit. You know your body. We have women who purge monthly and some that purge every 3 months. Our products are safe for continued use so please use your own discretion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: I heard that I can use these to get pregnant, is that true?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: While many women have testified that detox pearls have been helpful in their conception, we are not marketing them that way. Please do your research and the very best of luck to you on your journey.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Will these help with odour?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: Yes! These will help treat vaginal odour, overactive yeast and BV. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: I used Pus__Purrge as directed and I did not see any dramatic results, why?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: Every woman is different and has unique results. Some women will notice that they purge a great deal of toxins when they use Pus__Purrge and others will say that nothing came out of their vagina but may notice a new freshness, tightness, and smooth feeling inside. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: I have heard that I should not put pearls inside my vagina, should I?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: There are a lot of website bloggers who say that vaginal detox pearls are no good for women. We have tried them, know they work, and know they are safe. There are no official studies on vaginal pearls only opinions, however, there are thousands of women who use them for various issues and those women will tell you that they are effective, powerful, and very safe. Please do your own research before purchasing. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e","brand":"L A F U H Q E","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32296962326608,"sku":"","price":22.22,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0247\/9466\/0944\/files\/BF8455DB-6674-499C-8111-B3BCD88C98FE.jpg?v=1707030028"},{"product_id":"steam-her","title":"steam her ®","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you've ever sat on a heated seat, put your pus__ up against a water jet, or used a shower head to massage your cli_t then you're the type of babe that will appreciate hot steam up your pu__y! You enjoy making your pus__ feel good. So do we. That's why we've formulated Steam Her \u003cspan\u003e® \u003c\/span\u003eusing all-natural herbs and flowers. We fully support all things skimpy but not when it comes to our ingredients. Lavender will have your pu___ smelling like a meadow and eucalyptus will make it feel minty as fuhqe. But don't take our word for it. Buy it!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to Use\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1. Add 1-2 tablespoons of Steam Her \u003cspan\u003e®\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003einto our Twat Squat \u003cspan\u003e® or\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ea receptacle of your choice. A Twat Squat is highly recommended as it is comfortable and you can place it right in the seat of a toilet and reuse it for a lifetime.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e2. Boil 1-2 cups of water depending on the size of your ass (big\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebutt = less water) and pour on top of the herbs. Allow water to cool for 5 minutes or until it is tolerable. 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They’re herbs, look them up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"p1\"\u003eDirections\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAdd a few pumps to your washcloth, lather, and wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePurrfect for bald pussi_s and even those with locs. 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Your pus__ is gonna throb and drip and you are not gonna be able to keep it to yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eFor Use With Steam Her vaginal steaming herbs. *** This is not lubricant. Do not apply directly to Skin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"x-el x-el-span c2-1 c2-2 c2-3 c2-4 c2-5 c2-6 x-d-ux\" data-ux=\"Element\"\u003eHow to Use\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"x-el x-el-span c2-1 c2-2 c2-3 c2-4 c2-5 c2-6 x-d-ux\" data-ux=\"Element\"\u003e*DO NOT BOIL Secrete Sauce with your water. This will cause the oils to dissipate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"x-el x-el-span c2-1 c2-2 c2-3 c2-4 c2-5 c2-6 x-d-ux\" data-ux=\"Element\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"x-el x-el-span c2-1 c2-2 c2-3 c2-4 c2-5 c2-6 x-d-ux\" data-ux=\"Element\"\u003e1. Add Steam Her Vaginal Steaming Herbs to your Twat Squat or another steaming receptacle. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"x-el x-el-span c2-1 c2-2 c2-3 c2-4 c2-5 c2-6 x-d-ux\" data-ux=\"Element\"\u003e2. Break the bottleneck of the Secrete Sauce vial and pour the contents onto the herbs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"x-el x-el-span c2-1 c2-2 c2-3 c2-4 c2-5 c2-6 x-d-ux\" data-ux=\"Element\"\u003e3. Pour boiled water over the oil and herbs and allow the water to cool slightly before proceeding to steam your pussy into pleasure oblivion.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Warning\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhile it is fine to get the oil on your hands please use common sense and don't rub your eyes or pus__ with the same hand without first washing it off. I ain't got no lawyer money for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product may require you to purchase new bedding, mops, and towels. Use sparingly. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"L A F U H Q E","offers":[{"title":"Single Secrete Sauce","offer_id":32769068662864,"sku":"","price":5.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Multiple Rounds (12 bottles)","offer_id":32775613775952,"sku":"BULLTS","price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0247\/9466\/0944\/files\/IMG_8280_a06bf8b9-6fb6-4680-b7a1-4e3c16654754.jpg?v=1707030427"},{"product_id":"pussy-pop-in","title":"pussy pop'in","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ethe days of smelly, itchy, bad-tasting kitty are over! these single ingredient boric acid suppositories are an excellent choice for treating stubborn kitty problems such as bacterial vaginosis, yeast infections, and the smell of s3men that lingers after lovemaking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eInstructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInsert (1) Pus__Pop’In suppository into the vagina for 7 consecutive days to treat bacterial vaginosis and yeast infection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor severe cases use (1) Pus__Pop'In every 12 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor added wetness when you fuhqe, use (1) Pus__Pop’In 4 hours before lovemaking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCaution\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor vaginal use ONLY. Do not take it orally. If ingested, contact poison control (1-800-222-1222) immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDo not use it if pregnant or nursing unless you've cleared it with your physician. Keep out of the reach of children.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBottle contains (40) 600mg capsules\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIngredients\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% boric acid in 100% vegan capsule made from vegetables\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_04xlpA direction-ltr align-justify para-style-body\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lafuhqe","offers":[{"title":"1 bottle","offer_id":44680089272579,"sku":"","price":33.33,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"+7 applicators","offer_id":44680086356227,"sku":"PSSYPPN-1","price":44.44,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 pack","offer_id":44680086388995,"sku":"PSSYPPN-2","price":90.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"+7 applicators \u0026 150ml shampoosy sensitive","offer_id":44680086421763,"sku":"PSSYPPN-3","price":66.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0247\/9466\/0944\/files\/IMG_8273_a8934e0a-cf26-423d-bdff-63ee860ba095.jpg?v=1707029802"},{"product_id":"pussy-butter","title":"pussy butter","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour pwwussy should be moist and silky inside out. \u003cbr\u003eIf you shave, sugar or wax, chances are the skin on your mons pubis (that’s the fat part at the top), inner thighs, or labia (the lips) is cracked, dry or ashy after a shower and let’s face it, no one wants to lick ashy nothing 🙅🏾‍♀️\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBeing that our skin absorbs the products we use and our pus_ies are connected to our wombs, we designed Pu__yButter to be intentionally all natural, fragrance and toxin free to moisturize the outside of your kitty and other intimate areas while keeping you safe inside as well.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIngredients\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShea Butter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCocoa Butter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEssential Oils\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAllergy Warning\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚨Please note that Pus__Butter contains a small amount of cocoa butter which may cause irritation to individuals with nut allergies. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"L A F U H Q E","offers":[{"title":"1 tin","offer_id":44680092254467,"sku":"PSSYBTTR-1","price":22.22,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2 tins","offer_id":44680092287235,"sku":"PSSYBTTR-2","price":44.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3 tins","offer_id":44680092320003,"sku":"PSSYBTTR-3","price":60.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"+ shampoosy 150 s","offer_id":44680092352771,"sku":"PSSYBTTR-4","price":42.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"+ oilgasm","offer_id":44680092385539,"sku":"PSSYBTTR-5","price":40.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0247\/9466\/0944\/files\/IMG_8275_d304eebc-b300-4baa-b476-9f58623980fa.jpg?v=1707029739"},{"product_id":"lubricunt","title":"lubricunt ™️","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003efeels like syrup;\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003esounds like macaroni \u0026amp; cheese!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"p2\"\u003einstructions\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eusing clean hands, squeeze a generous amount of lubricunt into your hand and use your fingers to warm up the gel. apply on your 🐱 or his 🍆 and enjoy! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003egreat for vaginal and anal intercourse. condom, toy \u0026amp; oral intercourse safe.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"p2\"\u003eingredients\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003epure water, aloe vera extract, gingko extract, elm extract, seaweed extract, cellulose, hyaluronic acid, potassium \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003esorbate\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"L A F U H Q E","offers":[{"title":"1 bottle","offer_id":44680089436419,"sku":"","price":22.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 pack","offer_id":44680089469187,"sku":"","price":65.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0247\/9466\/0944\/files\/IMG_8270_a90a690f-880d-46fc-8b8a-3b68509e36eb.jpg?v=1707029604"},{"product_id":"laundgerie","title":"laundgerie ™️","description":"\u003cdiv title=\"Page 1\" class=\"page\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"layoutArea\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"column\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eyou know, there’s a reason why your mama told you to wash your panties by hand? it wasn’t just so she could make your life more difficult than it had to be. for starters, washing by hand allows you to target stains that a washing machine can’t reach and secondly, conventional laundry detergents are loaded with cancer-causing chemicals and toxins that shouldn’t be anywhere near your oh so precious pumpum. hand washing also protects the fabrics of your intimates so that they last longer; so there’s that!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003einstructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eadd one scoop of laundgerie to a basin of cold water and agitate. add your lingerie, bras and panties to the mixture to soak for at least 15 minutes. for tough stains, add a small amount of laundgerie directly to the stain and make into a paste by adding a bit of water. allow the paste to sit on the stain for a few minutes. gently handwash or machine wash in cold water. hang dry or add to your dryer cycle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecaution\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eit is very unlikely, however, if irritation occurs, discontinue use.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eingredients\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecitric acid, sodium bicarbonate, menthol, essential oils, cocobetaine, soap bark powder\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"L A F U H Q E","offers":[{"title":"1 bag","offer_id":44680115880195,"sku":"LNDGR600","price":25.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 bags","offer_id":44680115912963,"sku":"LNDGR601","price":70.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0247\/9466\/0944\/files\/IMG_8272_21270e0e-aacf-48fa-995a-8d63b87836cd.jpg?v=1707029574"},{"product_id":"applicators","title":"7 suppository applicators","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003col data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ewash your hands before use. make sure your hands are completely dry before handling the capsule.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003efind a comfortable position. you can squat, lay down or assume the missionary position. it's up to you.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003einsert the capsule into the open end of the applicator.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003egently insert the applicator into your vagina as far as it will comfortable go.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003epush the plunger to release the capsule.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eremove the applicator from your vagina.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ediscard the applicator.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ewash your hands again.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e","brand":"Must Have","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44083110248707,"sku":"APPLLC","price":12.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0247\/9466\/0944\/files\/BAA573E4-8E7F-448C-AF85-E31CCFCD4117.jpg?v=1707096677"},{"product_id":"oilgasm","title":"oilgasm","description":"\u003cp\u003eEvery girl wants to have a nice smooth, scar-free punani just like the ones on the hub.  Now you can have a coveted PStar pumpum with our 100% premium essential oils formula. One thing about Lafuhqe, we're gonna make sure all our fuhqe friends get the very best and we went all out with this one. 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